Reklamo dito, reklamo dun!

Uniquely NAIA, Only in Manila

wildorchidz — Mon, 28 May 2012 05:06:52 -0400

This is exactly what I am saying!

What’s wrong with this photo? First, we are made to pay for passage through a facility that is (or should be) already funded by a cash-hoarding government. Second, no one is manning a booth to shamelessly collect the terminal fee from endless queues of local and foreign travelers who are already paying so much but have no other choice but to pay up—and still endure the inefficiency, inconveniences and numerous acts of discrimination and abuse in our airports.

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Ang tagal ng Impeachment Trial, ang daming shenanigans! Sa totoo lang puwede namang padaliin, i-subpoena si Mr. and Mrs. Corona to be on the witness stand then go from there! .

wildorchidz — Thu, 22 Mar 2012 06:39:00 -0400

What they are doing now is: Waste of Philippine tax money, exposure, papogian, pataasan ng ihi. Geez! Paano uunlad ang Pilipinas kung sa simple bagay na ganto pinatatagal pa! Grrrr!

Hindi ba napakasarap sakyan ng MRT kapag laging ganto? ^_^ MRT...

wildorchidz — Wed, 21 Mar 2012 04:34:00 -0400

Hindi ba napakasarap sakyan ng MRT kapag laging ganto? ^_^

MRT at its finest!

Perfect Combination. (Yup, I was able to get both!) ^_^

wildorchidz — Wed, 21 Mar 2012 04:30:10 -0400

Perfect Combination.

(Yup, I was able to get both!) ^_^

Seriously, this shit never gets old. Too funny and classic.

wildorchidz — Thu, 01 Mar 2012 03:15:12 -0500

Seriously, this shit never gets old. Too funny and classic.

Filipinos' Senatorial Preferences for the May 2013 Elections as of today

wildorchidz — Mon, 12 Dec 2011 04:08:13 -0500

Fifteen probable candidates for senator have a statistical chance of making it to the Senate in the May 2013 elections

If the May 2013 elections were held in early November 2011, fifteen individuals would have a statistical chance of winning a senatorial seat. Most of the probable winners are either former or incumbent members of the Senate. Emerging in the top spot is

1. Senator Francis G. Escudero (65.6%)

2. ~~Senator Loren Legarda (58.9%)~~

3. Manuel A. Roxas II (43.0%) i

4. Senator Alan Peter S. Cayetano (40.3%).

5. ~~Noli de Castro (34.8% )~~

6. ~~Joseph Victor Ejercito (30.4%)~~

7. ~~Senator Gregorio B. Honasan (29.6%)~~

8. ~~Juan Ponce Enrile, Jr. (29.5%).~~

9. ~~Senator Aquilino Martin Pimentel III (29.4%)~~

10. Justice Secretary Leila M. de Lima (29.4%)

11. ~~Senator Antonio F. Trillanes IV (28.7%),~~

12. ~~Juan Miguel F. Zubiri (26.9%)~~

13. ~~Juan Edgardo M. Angara (24.3%)~~

14. ~~Ana Madrigal (24.0%)~~

15. Richard J. Gordon (22.1%).

All names with ~~%&(*&%(~~ made it??? seriously people? Are we that stupid na ba talaga?

Now I even heard that Willie Revillame almost made it on the list. Knowing this.. I am asking myself.. SAANG COUNTRY MAGANDANG MAG MIGRATE?

People are complaining about our country being poor and being the third world country as it is, but who is to blame but us, the voters. The stupid voters who can seems to get it right every election. Dapat talaga may baguhin na ang sistema sa election. Taasan ang requirements ng mga kandidato. At bawal ng bomoto ang mga hindi pa nagbabayad ng buwis. FUCK Human Rights. I am paying taxes and currently I am not satisfied with the current government is presenting me. Ayun lang.. BRB

I haven't been here in like forever. I apologize. I will make reklamo again from now on.

wildorchidz — Thu, 08 Dec 2011 07:15:57 -0500

IM me on Yahoo Msngr it's important. my username is deborahmeliagg121378

Thu, 08 Dec 2011 07:14:22 -0500

Let us just take a moment of silence in memory of this brilliant...

wildorchidz — Thu, 06 Oct 2011 04:05:34 -0400

Let us just take a moment of silence in memory of this brilliant man.

RIP Steve Jobs, you will be forever missed.

Rep. Winston "Winnie" Castelo set to file a bill known as the "Anti-Planking Act of 2011" ?????????

wildorchidz — Tue, 20 Sep 2011 06:33:00 -0400

This bill rendered me speechless. Di ako makapagisip. Balikan ko to. Wow.

I want you guys to watch it and appreciate it. This kind of shit...

wildorchidz — Tue, 06 Sep 2011 06:33:00 -0400

I want you guys to watch it and appreciate it.

This kind of shit should be in Cannes.

(((((AWAAAAARD))))

Ikaw na kuya ang hindi mananakawan ng Nokia 3110.

wildorchidz — Wed, 31 Aug 2011 21:51:18 -0400

Ikaw na kuya ang hindi mananakawan ng Nokia 3110.

Sa mga hindi marunong mag flush sa public toilets, ano tingin ninyo sa mga sarili ninyo DIYOS?

wildorchidz — Wed, 31 Aug 2011 06:03:00 -0400

May taga flush pa kayo! Mahiya kayo pwede?

Daig ninyo pa mga pusang ito:

FILIPINO- It was the language we used to speak to the people who washed our dishes. -James Soriano

wildorchidz — Fri, 26 Aug 2011 22:15:53 -0400

You know that article well anyways my first reaction was:

then

Ikaw na! Ikaw na ang uber mega galing sa english. Seriously, is that how low you think of people who speaks in tagalog? Here is to you:

I mean you must be

to think that way. So yeah, you deserve this:

Simula ngayon ako na ang Reyna ng planetang ito!

wildorchidz — Fri, 26 Aug 2011 20:14:36 -0400

Astronomers discover planet made of diamond

(Reuters) - Astronomers have spotted an exotic planet that seems to be made of diamond racing around a tiny star in our galactic backyard.

The new planet is far denser than any other known so far and consists largely of carbon. Because it is so dense, scientists calculate the carbon must be crystalline, so a large part of this strange world will effectively be diamond.

“The evolutionary history and amazing density of the planet all suggest it is comprised of carbon — i.e. a massive diamond orbiting a neutron star every two hours in an orbit so tight it would fit inside our own Sun,” said Matthew Bailes of Swinburne University of Technology in Melbourne.

Lying 4,000 light years away, or around an eighth of the way toward the center of the Milky Way from the Earth, the planet is probably the remnant of a once-massive star that has lost its outer layers to the so-called pulsar star it orbits.

Pulsars are tiny, dead neutron stars that are only around 20 kilometers (12.4 miles) in diameter and spin hundreds of times a second, emitting beams of radiation.

In the case of pulsar J1719-1438, the beams regularly sweep the Earth and have been monitored by telescopes in Australia, Britain and Hawaii, allowing astronomers to detect modulations due to the gravitational pull of its unseen companion planet.

The measurements suggest the planet, which orbits its star every two hours and 10 minutes, has slightly more mass than Jupiter but is 20 times as dense, Bailes and colleagues reported in the journal Science on Thursday.

In addition to carbon, the new planet is also likely to contain oxygen, which may be more prevalent at the surface and is probably increasingly rare toward the carbon-rich center.

Its high density suggests the lighter elements of hydrogen and helium, which are the main constituents of gas giants like Jupiter, are not present.

Just what this weird diamond world is actually like close up, however, is a mystery.

“In terms of what it would look like, I don’t know I could even speculate,” said Ben Stappers of the University of Manchester. “I don’t imagine that a picture of a very shiny object is what we’re looking at here.”

(Reporting by Ben Hirschler; Editing by Sophie Hares)

This is a true story taken from one of the most read newspapers in the Philippines.A 70-year old...

wildorchidz — Wed, 24 Aug 2011 09:20:01 -0400

This is a true story taken from one of the most read newspapers in the Philippines.

A 70-year old ‘lolo’ from the province was accompanied by a grandson to the US

Embassy in Manila for his VISA interview.
The lolo spoke not a word of English so the grandson translated for him.

The Consul told the young man to ask his grandfather why he wanted to go to the States.

‘Bakit daw ho ninyo gustong pumunta sa Amerika?’ The grandson translated

Sabihin mo gusto kong makita yung mga anak ko doon.’

‘He said he wants to see his children there.’

Fair enough, that’s what the lolo’s application indicated.

The Consul had another question. ‘Ask him why does he have to go
there? Why can’t his children just come and visit him here?’ The grandson translated this in Tagalog.

Lolo replied: ‘Sabihin mo kasi dito pinanganak yung mga anak ko.
Nakita na nila ang Pilipinas. Gusto ko namang makita ang Amerika bago ako mamatay.’

(Translation: ‘Tell him, my children were born here. They’ve seen the Philippines already. I just want to see America before I die.’)

The HEARTLESS Consul was unimpressed as he declared, devoid of any emotion, that he was rejecting the visa application ‘because the applicant was unable to speak any word of English.’

‘Reject daw yung visa ninyo kasi hindi daw kayo marunong mag-Ingles.’

The lolo was equally unimpressed. ‘Sabihin mo ito sa kanya at huwag na huwag mong papalitan ang sasabihin ko:
‘Putang ina niya, bakit siya nandidito eh hindi naman siya marunong mag-Tagalog! ?’

Translated, ‘He said: You son of a bitch, how come you are here… you do not know how to speak in Tagalog!?’

Taken aback, sense of humor still intact, the consul relented and approved lolo’s visa application in pronto.

Note: Taken from The Philippine Star (a newspaper in the Philippines) , written by Boo Chanco

Ate, Paki tali yang buhok mo, hindi pagpagan ng split ends ang mukha ko. Che!

wildorchidz — Mon, 22 Aug 2011 20:52:36 -0400

Dear Manong, Sumakay ako ng jeep mo dahil may pupuntahan ako, hindi para tumambay sa kanto para maghintay ng mga pasahero. Pissed, Reklamadora

wildorchidz — Mon, 22 Aug 2011 07:41:28 -0400

"I do not believe democracy necessarily leads to development. I believe what a country needs to..."

wildorchidz — Fri, 12 Aug 2011 18:31:00 -0400

“I do not believe democracy necessarily leads to development. I believe what a country needs to develop is discipline more than democracy.”

- - Lee Kuan Yew spoke to Filipino audience in 18th Philippine Business Conference.

AGREE!!!!

Heaven and Hell

wildorchidz — Fri, 12 Aug 2011 07:05:00 -0400

Inspired ako ngayon so I am just going to leave you with a beautiful story.

A holy man was having a conversation with the Lord one day and said, ‘Lord, I would like to know what Heaven and Hell are like.’

The Lord led the holy man to two doors. He opened one of the doors and the holy man looked in. In the middle of the room was a large round table. In the middle of the table was a large pot of stew, which smelled delicious and made the holy man’s mouth water.

The people sitting around the table were thin and sickly. They appeared to be famished. They were holding spoons with very long handles that were strapped to their arms and each found it possible to reach into the pot of stew and take a spoonful. But because the handle was longer than their arms, they could not get the spoons back into their mouths. The holy man shuddered at the sight of their misery and suffering.

The Lord said, ‘You have seen Hell.’
They went to the next room and opened the door. It was exactly the same as the first one.

There was the large round table with the large pot of stew which made the holy man’s mouth water. The people were equipped with the same long-handled spoons, but here the people were well nourished and plump, laughing and talking.

The holy man said, ‘I don’t understand.’

‘It is simple,’ said the Lord. ‘It requires but one skill. You see they have learned to feed each other, while the greedy think only of themselves.’